A Public Service Announcement

            I always knew it would come to this. I’ve been putting this off for a while now, but I believe the time for facades is over. When I first began these essays, I fully intended for them to be just that; a series of essays educating mankind about the vampire. However, as we have progressed we have moved beyond the essay. With the general success of my anecdotes, I began to think that maybe I’d been going about this business the wrong way. Perhaps information as alien as this is better told through a narrative. That remains to be seen.

            In any event, a shift has occurred, one that I have decided to embrace. The essay, while tremendously useful, has become more and more obsolete. Henceforth, The Vampiric Essays will focus more on anecdotes as the primary information exchange method, and focus less on the more factual essay. Due to the more intense time commitment demanded by an anecdote, I am also extending the interim period between updates. In the past I have updated on a more or less weekly basis. From now on, I will update every two weeks.

            You should consider yourselves blessed to be receiving such high-quality literature twice in a month. That is all. You may return to your hum-drum lives.