To my faithful pupils:
my most sincere apologies. Due to a sudden influx of human traffic in
my area, I have been too busy of late to upload a new article this week.
The holiday season is an excellent one for preying on traveling businessmen,
and airports are easy places for a man with a taxi cab and a fake license. Rest
assured, there will be a post of special magnificence for the winter
solstice. I've already finished it in fact, but I need time to perfect my
work.
Again, my apologies,
and my promise of something truly remarkable in a week.
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